ladamania

Marvel Studios’ Chris Crisis (Chrisis)

ladamania:

Marvel: So for Thor we’ve cast Chris Hemsworth…

Me: Ooo, he’s hot!

Marvel: Then for Captain America we’ve got Chris Evans…

Me: Also extremely hot.

Marvel: Now to complete the Chris trifecta we’ve cast Chris Pratt as Peter Quill in Guardians of the Galaxy.

Me: Andy from Parks and Rec? He’s more goofy-cute than hot.

Marvel: We will make him hot.

Me: Yeah okay….

Me: Wha?!

Marvel: You’re welcome.

agentrodgers

agentrodgers:

voxnihilo:

agentrodgers:

childhood-antiquity:

a-sensible-pantsuit:

agentrodgers:

childhood-antiquity:

agentrodgers didn’t like how I made my sandwich.

you put jelly on one side of the bread and peanut butter on the other. that’s an abomination and at least I know how to make a proper sandwich

How else would one make a pb&j? Like do you put them on the same slice of bread? I am so confused?

She should show us how to make one since she is just SOOOOO GOOD!!!!!!

OKAY KIDS RYAN’S GONNA SHOW YOU HOW TO MAKE A PB&J SANDWICH

first you need your two slices of bread but as opposed to putting the peanut butter on one side, like some kind of animal, you’re going to put it on both

next you can slap your jelly of choice on and spread that shit it

now you can put the bread together and bag the sandwich for a meal later on

by making the sandwich like this, it stops the jelly from seeping through one side of the bread and making it all soggy when you eat it. I had to pack my lunch through the majority of school and that means having the sandwich sit in a bag for a solid 5 hours before I get to eat it and if you only put the jelly on one side, it’s going to bleed through the bread and be nasty but the peanut butter creates a buffer so it’s in prime condition

Dude black widow showed me how to make a sandwich

You’re welcome, citizen

i-was-drunk-and-it-was-comic-con

protomlad:

chelseawelseyknight:

agentrodgers:

voxnihilo:

agentrodgers:

childhood-antiquity:

a-sensible-pantsuit:

agentrodgers:

childhood-antiquity:

@agentrodgers didn’t like how I made my sandwich.

you put jelly on one side of the bread and peanut butter on the other. that’s an abomination and at least I know how to make a proper sandwich

How else would one make a pb&j? Like do you put them on the same slice of bread? I am so confused?

She should show us how to make one since she is just SOOOOO GOOD!!!!!!

OKAY KIDS RYAN’S GONNA SHOW YOU HOW TO MAKE A PB&J SANDWICH

first you need your two slices of bread but as opposed to putting the peanut butter on one side, like some kind of animal, you’re going to put it on both

next you can slap your jelly of choice on and spread that shit it

now you can put the bread together and bag the sandwich for a meal later on

by making the sandwich like this, it stops the jelly from seeping through one side of the bread and making it all soggy when you eat it. I had to pack my lunch through the majority of school and that means having the sandwich sit in a bag for a solid 5 hours before I get to eat it and if you only put the jelly on one side, it’s going to bleed through the bread and be nasty but the peanut butter creates a buffer so it’s in prime condition

Dude black widow showed me how to make a sandwich

You’re welcome, citizen

oh my god

I want an Avengers AU that’s just about Sandwich making. 

yahooentertainment
yahooentertainment:

inaromanticalway asked: I was wondering how your fellow Parks and Rec cast members are reacting to your sudden career explosion. 
Chris Pratt: I am about to cry. I have gotten the kindest emails and texts and calls from them and they are just a family to me. I love everybody on that cast and in that whole gang so much. And everybody on that cast has been nothing but supportive. One of the reasons why I think many people love our show - and certainly why I love our show - is that there is just no cynicism in that group. It’s just purely people who are all very happy for me. They send me the kindest messages and I feel very, very loved and supported.

yahooentertainment:

inaromanticalway asked: I was wondering how your fellow Parks and Rec cast members are reacting to your sudden career explosion.

Chris Pratt: I am about to cry. I have gotten the kindest emails and texts and calls from them and they are just a family to me. I love everybody on that cast and in that whole gang so much. And everybody on that cast has been nothing but supportive. One of the reasons why I think many people love our show - and certainly why I love our show - is that there is just no cynicism in that group. It’s just purely people who are all very happy for me. They send me the kindest messages and I feel very, very loved and supported.